Things You Need if You HATE to Cook
Smoothie Maker - This can be a blender or one of many high end smoothie makers. I have tried four and have settled on the one that is the easiest to clean.
Crock Pot - Do not get a small one. I upsized three times.
Food Processor - I hate to chop so this is a lifesaver. I throw the whole thing (except the base) in the dishwasher. It is cheap and it has held up for a year now.
Waffle Maker - I know this sound like a luxury, but have you tried to make pancakes lately? They are hard! You can sneak all manner of healthy foods into waffles, turn on the machine, and come back when it dings.